|All I want for Christmas....|
To this day, I can't stand the song. But here's a version to which I could become accustomed.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Steinbrenner gave to me:
Twelve million dollars (roughly)
Eleven All-Star games
Ten pinstriped jerseys
Nine double plays
Seven more years of A-Rod
Six Louisville Sluggers
Five World Series Rings
Four more where those came from
Three years (with an option)
Two is (still) our Captain
And a Yankee cap atop our tree!!