Thursday Thirteen - Reasons why men are happier

I got this email the other day, and though I've seen it before, I thought some of these were just so funny that I wanted to share. The actual email is much longer - I'm only sharing the best. Because you're worth it. You're welcome.

Men are such happy people. What do you expect?

• Your last name stays put
• Chocolate is just another snack
• The world is your urinal
• Wrinkles add character
• Three pairs of shoes is more than enough
• You almost never have strap problems in public
• Your underwear is $8.95 for a three pack
• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look
• You only have to shave your face and neck
• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
• One mood all the time
• A five day vacation requires one suitcase
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness