Thursday, April 14, 2011

Thursday Thirteen - Kids and proverbs

Another email....another thirteen worth noting. Some are really funny - especially since they (supposedly) came from first graders. Please note number thirteen. Happy Thursday!!



1 - It's always darkest before....daylight savings time.

2 - No news is....impossible.

c - A bird in the hand....is going to poop on you.

d - Children should be seen and not....spanked or grounded.

5 - Love all, trust....me.

6 - Two's company, three's...,the Musketeers.

g - If you lie down with dogs, you'll....stink in the morning.

h - A penny saved is....not much.

i - Don't bite the hand that....looks dirty.

10 - An idle mind is....the best way to relax.

k - Where there's smoke, there's....pollution.

l - When the blind lead the blind....get out of the way.

...and last but not least -

13 -Better late than....pregnant!

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