Emergency!

So, I'm in Sephora the other day, shopping for some happy. I came across this item in one of the bins near the check-out counter. A Ms. & Mrs. Minimergency Kit: A purse-sized collection of all the the things a woman might need while out on the town. What's in it? Let's have a look, shall we?

• Blistex
• Dental Floss
• Breath Mint
• Nail File
• Clear Nail Polish
• Polish Remover Pad
• Hair Spray
• Clear Elastics
• Earring Backs
• Stain Remover Towelette
• Double-Sided Tape
• Mending Kit
• Deodorant Towelette
• Bandage
• Tampon
• Advil

Off the top of my head, I can think of one thing that's missing. (Oh, stop - you know you were thinking that...) Personally, I'd also want some of these and these, too. And perfume. 

What's in your minimergency kit?